Welcome to the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minnesota – the home of the Wild.
We begin with Miz TV and tonight’s guest will be none other than the 16x world champ himself, John Cena. With his wife Maryse by his side, the A-Lister calls Cena out to the ring. We get a video package to remind us that the two had their issues last week during the main event Battle Royal to decide a new #1 contender for Bray Wyatt’s world title. After being eliminated by Cena, The Miz returned to toss Cena out and destroy his shot at main eventing WrestleMania. Miz immediately asks for Cena’s mic to be cut off when he enters the ring. This will be special edition of Miz TV, he explains, one where The Miz gets to let 10 years off frustration off his chest.
We learn that The Miz is upset with Cena because he’s cost him so many opportunities over those past 10 years. He claims that Cena has manipulated everybody who’s come in his way. Miz gets such great heat as a heel that the crowd is actually fully behind for Cena during this portion of the segment.
Miz claims that 2 weeks after WrestleMania 27, Cena found a way to manipulate the most important part of his career and turn it into nothing. Then he goes into a tangent about him calling The Rock a part-timer and then becoming one himself. The crowd begins to chant “You Sold Out,” to Cena. Then the inevitable “Lets Go Cena, Cena Sucks” chants begin.
So why did The Miz come back to eliminate Cena last week at the Battle Royal? He says he wanted him to feel what he felt over the last 10 years. Then, just when you thought The Miz set St. Paul on fire, Cena comes back and scores a TKO.
Cena begins, “If I was really this black arts manipulator pulling all the strings this close to WrestleMania, you really think i’d be standing toe-to-toe, face to face with you? Hell no. I’d be standing face face to face with The Undertaker.”
Cena takes jabs at The Miz being on the Real World, trying to bootleg The Rock’s electricity, stealing Chris Jericho’s personality, stealing Ric Flair’s figure four leg clock and Daniel Bryan’s offense and personality and more.
“You got no idea who you are. You’re a dude dressed up as a dude playing another dude,” Cena explains. Then, Cena leaves Miz with a piece of a advice, “Next time we talk, don’t bring a knife to a gun fight – you’re not the undertaker but if you press me again – you’re a dead man.”
Maryse stops Cena from let leaving the ring. She tells him he has a big ego and a small package and then proceeds to slap him. Cena says she just made the biggest mistake of her life and out comes Nikki Bella. This sends Miz and Maryse into full retreat mode and gives Bella the final word: “Maryse, you mess with my man – i’m gonna break you bitch, you hear me.” Cena and Bella embrace to close out the segment.
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