It’s theatrical. It’s a glitter unibrow. And here we are, at the end of ten episodes of comedy, wonder, and wrasslin’. Sam was AWOL for a...
Crack should be my middle name. And also my first and my last name. So, Bash is alive. He slides in 15 minutes late with an...
I mean, I wanted a horse… but that’s not why I was shagging you. We open in the “grey, depressing shithole” that is Chavo’s, where Ruth...
Sure, Ruth. Places. We’re not deep into the last half of GLOW. The pilot of G.L.O.W. is just a few weeks away and so a dark...
It’s not great sleep. The sex is nice though, I’m pretty into it. Sam has taken Debbie’s call for a heel seriously. And he pulls the...
“I think my vagina just swallowed itself.” The midseason episode opens with Cherry still trying to teach Melrose how to be a functioning human being with...
You just called me a goddamn wolf. We are five weeks away from filming, per exposition, and Sam Sylvia and Bash Howard got in on that...
“I’m the athlete and those are my actual medals.” This episode is peak 80s. Sam comes in, script a’blazin’, very long scripts a’blazin’, and has the...
Hey, Uta Hagen, take some f**king direction for a minute! “The Look” by the Roxette blares as episode two opens in the parking lot of the...
“Are you hiring actors to play wrestlers or are we the wrestlers?” “Yes.” GLOW (an acronym for the professional wrestling promotion within the show, Gorgeous Ladies...