WrestleMania 32 Pre-Show Staff Predictions

The Total Divas vs. B.A.D & Blonde

Addie: If Brie is retiring, I guess send her off on a good note? Brie gets the pin and leads 20% of the crowd in a very underwhelming Yes! chant. Pick: The Total Divas.

Kelly: E! network – Enough said. Only thing that might make this match worthwhile is if it’s on the pre-show with Mauro Ranallo will be calling it. Pick: The Total Divas.

Waters: I pick nihilism, because Eva Marie is in this match and the WWE thinks that the crippling depression and crying this causes is “heat” and not “disrespectful to the plight of women’s wrestling”. I hope Naomi and Tamina just leave, escape this terrible land, where they finally bring up Emma and use her to overshadow them, for evil instead of good. Maybe they’ll all leave. Maybe they’ll go to Denny’s. Maybe they’ll all go shopping for Lana’s gear.

Reno: With Brie Bella scheduled to announce her retirement from professional wrestling on the Monday after WrestleMania it only makes sense for ‘Brie Mode’ to take center stage before the main card kicks off. Team Total Divas takes the win with Brie Bella getting the pin on Lana after a fun little match that will get more jeers than cheers.

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